Billy Joe Williams
Billy Joe, former casino croupier and bootlegger made his name in many jobbing groups including the legendery "Gonzos" before becoming a founder member of "Diddums." Known for his quick temper and on stage charisma Billy Joe only hit his creative stride after hooking up with his song writing partner Errol Steinway.
Errol Steinway
Former "Sharks Teeth" axeman Errol Steinway is famed for his "don't fuck with me" guitar sound and his refusal to play on the top three strings of his instrument. Once described as a one man panzer assault on your ears Errol is famed for spending a night in jail after smashing his "Gibson Country Boy" guitar over the back of Olivia Newton John's sound man.
Milton Kramer 3rd.
Former gas station attendant and petty car thief, Milton Kramer is the member of Diddums with the most amount of pre band success. As drummer for hard rocking four piece "The Fantastics" Milton had two spanish number ones before a tour bus accident forced the band into early retirement and freeing the powerhouse sticksman to fill the waiting drumstool of Diddums.
Lucian P Wilde.
Multi instrumentalist Lucian P Wilde cut his rock 'n' roll teeth in experimental avant garde quartet "Catskin" before being persuaded to "ditch the geeks" by Billy Joe backstage at a performance of Anton Greeb's Symphony for strings and cement mixer. Rock solid on the bass Lucian can play all the bass lines to the Diddums songs whether he is there or not.